{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-holy-crab-god-is-good-patriotic-crab-throw-4th-of-july-coastal-beach-gift","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket - \"Holy Crab God Is Good\" Patriotic Crab Throw (4th of July, Coastal Beach Gift)","description":"Lightweight, velvety-soft blanket with a bold, playful design that blends coastal charm and patriotic spirit. The front features a cheerful blue crab wearing American-flag sunglasses beneath hand-lettered text reading “Holy Crab God is Good.” It’s the kind of throw that brings a cozy, sunlit feeling to porch evenings, family beach trips, or quiet mornings with coffee and a Bible. The fabric drapes smoothly and holds rich, high-detail print on one side, so the artwork stays vivid while the underside remains plush and comforting. For someone who loves seaside motifs, faith-forward messages, and Americana accents, this blanket adds color and warmth without shouting for attention. It settles in easily on the couch, folds into a picnic basket, or wraps around shoulders during late-summer bonfires — small, steady reminders of gratitude and salty air.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Ultra-soft medium-heavy polyester fabric (≈300 g\/m²) for a velvety touch\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, single-side print with vibrant color retention\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight construction that dries quickly and resists stretching\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47255902716035,"sku":"22720229565756690455","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47255902748803,"sku":"27550958657347476409","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47255902781571,"sku":"32468388746357021341","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/0905\/4595\/files\/209456121522229641_2048.jpg?v=1780812885","url":"https:\/\/christeeanity.co\/products\/velveteen-plush-blanket-holy-crab-god-is-good-patriotic-crab-throw-4th-of-july-coastal-beach-gift","provider":"ChrisTEEanity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}